"I shouldn't say I'm a vegetarian because I love sweets." -- singer LaToya Jackson
I know, I know; the Jackson family is such an easy target that I almost regret posting this.
But then again, maybe LaToya has a point. When you consider all the cows and pigs that are slaughtered each year just so I can enjoy funnel cakes and hot fudge sundaes, it brings me to my knees in sorrow. And I'm not even counting all the dogs killed in South Korea.
Chris, I think it's time to look in the mirror. Maybe I should give up my bacon-flavored Tootsie Pops.