Thursday, July 26, 2007

Quotes of the day: The Simpsons

Well, the much-hyped movie from The Simpsons opens on Friday. In recognition of that, here are some quotes from the television series. More quotes can be found at TheSimpsonsQuotes.com.

Homer: I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Homer: Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals...except the weasel.

Homer (lecturing Bart when he was caught stealing): How could you?! Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. (Makes sound effects and giggles) Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.

Homer (drunk): Look, the thing about my family is there's five of us. Marge, Bart, Girl Bart, the one who doesn't talk, and the fat guy. How I loathe him.

Ralph Wiggum: Me fail English? That's unpossible.

Mr. Burns: I'll keep it short and sweet -- Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'

Homer: If The Flintstones has taught us anything, it' that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

Grandpa: My Homer is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star.

Homer: A woman is a lot like a refrigerator. 6 feet tall, 300 pounds....it makes ice.

Lionel Hutz: Well, he's kind of had it in for me ever since I accidentally ran over his dog. Actually, replace "accidentally" with "repeatedly," and replace "dog" with "son."

3 comments:

Eddie said...

You'll like this, Chris.

http://www.mooarcade.com/games/play-6277-Fill_in_the_Blank_Homer_Simpson.html

Joltin' Django said...

Troy McClure: Hi. I'm Troy McClure. You may remember me from such self help tapes as 'Smoke yourself thin' and 'Get some confidence, Stupid!'

Oh, Phil Hartman ... how much we miss thee!

Chris said...

If you haven't seen it yet, the movie was good. Especially the first 30 minutes. If you like the show, you'll like the movie.