Friday, January 25, 2008

The weariest woman in America

Stacie Warren of Vermont was recently cited on a second charge of bigamy for having three husbands, according to the Associated Press.

Officials say she married a third time two months after being charged with bigamy in 2007, according to the story. The story said when her first two husbands were told of her alleged bigamy that they 'pretty much didn't care either way.'

Think about how much energy it must take to maintain three marriages.

I betcha she drinks a lot of Jolt Cola.

1 comment:

Joltin' Django said...

Speakin' from experience, your average wife will:

*Zaps a feller's strength
*Puts a damper on a feller's mojo *Make a guy needlessly lose sleep
*Emasculate a dude until he starts gettin' a wanderin' eye (a big ol' wanderin' eye)

That said, a "mister" who allows himself to become husband 2 or 3 needs to be simultaneously kicked in the nurts and head-butted; and then he needs to purchase a straight-shootin' 9mm.