Police in Yorktown, N.Y., recently charged John Greco with a count of misdemeanor public lewdness when he allegedly ordered doughnuts in the drive-through lane of his local Dunkin' Donuts without any pants on, according to the Associated Press.
A worker at the store noted Greco's license plate number when he drove away, and it was reported to local police.
There is no way I can know this for sure, but this has to be a big misunderstanding. After all, didn't stores and restaurants begin adding drive-through lanes so it would be more convenient for their customers? What can be more convenient than not wearing pants while driving around town?
Especially during the summer, I try to avoid wearing pants as much as anyone.
Who knows? I may not be wearing pants right now as I am typing this. Try really hard not to get a mental picture of that.
Poor John Greco. Will the assault on our personal freedoms ever stop?
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Especially during the summer, I try to avoid wearing pants as much as anyone.
"What about pants? Don't you hate pants?" -- The Simpsons, "The Last Temptation of Krust"
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