Thursday, July 17, 2008

'Caddyshack II' is the worst film I've ever seen

Frequent readers of this blog know that I do not review films. There are thousands of places on the internet where a person can go and get a movie review. However, after stumbling across Caddyshack II while channel surfing, I have to warn you about this film.

I hate this film.

Sequels are always an iffy proposition, but this flick sets the standard for lame follow-ups. Let me make myself clear....I HATE THIS FILM....DON'T WASTE TWO HOURS OF YOUR LIFE ON IT....I'M NOT KIDDING.

You've been warned. This film will suck the marrow right out of your bones.

It's the cinematic version of a tick.

Please heed this warning.


Mister Jimmy said...

It's the cinematic version of a tick.
HAH! Good one, may I use it?
Thanks for sparing us, but now I'm curious as to how bad it actually is so I may have to watch some of it! At least I've been warned.

Chris said...

mister jimmy said: "HAH! Good one, may I use it?"

You have my blessing to use it as you wish.

Joltin' Django said...

"Caddyshack II is the worst film I've ever seen" ...

I said much the same thing to a co-worker recently, and he said, and I quote, "It's not that bad a movie."

You've worked with said "co-worker" in the past; and you might wanna plan a Spring '09 trip to Nashville to set him straight 'bout Caddyshack II. Indeed.

Anonymous said...

I've seen the film. It was a painful and disgusting event.

At least with ticks you may get lucky and die of Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever afterwards ...

Scott A said...

I've never before read a review that made me so interested in seeing a movie. I just bought my wife "Flash Gordon" for her birthday because it is so bad its good--just a lot of fun. After this review, I might also need to clear some space for Caddyshack II.